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A Knight's Trial
Return To G15-275
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The Word Fell Silent
A Strange Week For King Melchion The Despicable
Sharkbait's Revenge
Tomb Of The Ancients
A Midwinter Carol
The Dead World
Waiting For The Light
Contractual Obligation
Garden Of Bones
The Hypertrout
The Golden Crate
In The Footsteps Of A Hero
Soul Tracker
Planet Of The Spiders
Beggars Of Blacksand
The Diamond Key
Wrong Way Go Back
Hunger Of The Wolf
Isle Of The Cyclops
The Cold Heart Of Chaos
The Black Lobster
Impudent Peasant!
Curse Of The Yeti
Bad Moon Rising
Riders Of The Storm
Bodies In The Docks
House Of Horror
Rebels Of The Dark Chasms
Midnight Deep
Lair Of The Troglodytes
Outsider!
The Trial Of Allibor's Tomb
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Gavin
Wed Sep 27 19:21:47 2017
Started writing A Day in the Life....

Robert Douglas
Wed Oct 4 16:50:00 2017
And everything stopped on the 27th September.

Gavin
Thu Oct 5 02:26:14 2017
Yes. Yes it did.

Tammy
Mon Oct 16 00:07:32 2017
We got snow then it rained and the snow melted :(

Robert Douglas
Sat Nov 4 01:50:35 2017
It's November in UK and I'm still going barefoot. Very cold! I'm hoping to acclimatize my feet to the weather. There was an American who lived in the 1930's (if I remember rightly) and he went barefoot all year round. Not sure if I can match up to his stoicism.

Tammy
Wed Nov 8 17:49:36 2017
Piece of shit gamebook
Iím writing a piece of shit gamebook
That fuckin pile of shit
never gets me off the hook
My gamebookís a big piece of shit
Just open the shitty PDF and take a look
Donít got a real job doing this
I do it for free because Iím a desperate douche canoe
What a piece of shit
References and paragraphs always getting jumbled
ĎCause my math is fucking bumbled
And I forget about balancing luck and skill scores
That players say ďWhat the fuck is this for?Ē
What a piece of shit

Piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
Iím writing a piece of shit gamebook

It sucks royal dick!
What a fucking pile of shit

Itís not fucking City of Thieves!
The worse thing youíll ever read

Oh, fuck you book

My bosses are all crap, you can beat em with three rolls
I stole from Ian again yeah all my ideas are not my own
Steve can bite my ass too
Maybe one day Iíll be successful when Iím senile and old
My plots are weak and droll
Gamers give me bad reviews saying Iím an asshole
And you fuckin piece of shit

Piece of shit gamebook
I write piece of shit gamebooks
Yep, I got a hundred of piece of shit gamebooks

No publisher will ever adopt me
One look at my work and they think what a fuckin pile of shit
Yeah I have to agree too
Jesus, try to think of something new

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you

This hobby fuckin stinks
It makes me wanna drink
Stamina, 2d6, mapping, is all that I do in sync

Oh, fuck meÖÖ

Iíll never get out of the amateur writerís guild
Iím too poor to self-publish, too much fuckin text because I canít find a good illustrator
I get lost in my own world, canít remember where I hid the fuckin elixir,I always get myself killed
Donít have real fans only hardcore gamebook fanatics who judge me and then thereís the haters

(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

Iíve had big dreams of becoming a legend
But instead my hopes were squashed and I became dead

What a pain in my ass

All I do now is write for shock value
Hoping to piss somebody off
In the end Iíll end up getting sued
Itís fucking true

Piece of shit gamebook
You piece of shit gamebook
I got a piece of shit gamebook
You piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
Always getting me in troubles!

You piece of shit gamebook
Forgot to link up refs properly

Piece of shit gamebook
Too many typos and missing numbers

Piece of shit gamebook
The background bores the hell out of readers

Piece of shit gamebook
Half the book is not even completed

I got a piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
I got a piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
Fuck you Turn to 400!

I gotta piece of shit gamebook
Oh, everyone thinks Iím a loser
Because of my piece of shit gamebook

Gavin
Fri Nov 10 22:50:07 2017
poor tammy

Tammy
Sun Nov 12 05:36:44 2017
I'm actually surprised this song made it on here

Gavin
Sun Nov 12 07:36:37 2017
And me

bcyy
Mon Nov 13 02:53:07 2017
@Tammy:

Try not to suffer from tunnel vision. everybody on this forum have similar issues (I think). Personally, I have an academic paper that's stuck in limbo after being rejected by multiple journals, and I really need to get it published...

Tammy
Tue Nov 21 19:19:20 2017
Don't give up, bcyy, you'll get published

Robert Douglas
Wed Nov 22 03:41:43 2017
Peter F Hamilton's alien cultures are widely diverse - including post-physical beings. One interesting fact, however:
SPOILER  
END SPOILER

AndrŤ M. Pietroschek
Thu Nov 23 09:40:08 2017
We ain't wallflowers, and poor people, or not: We are neither lackeys, nor any less talented artists or creative minds just by our income.

One year ago I still shared my own fiction cost-free. Now the first versions are for sale, with layout and cover at least partially made by my own hands and efforts.

We grow in competences and we keep our hobby alive because we care.

I dislike being a "preacher on it", but for those who need or crave the experience; IF you don't shun the work, then get your self-written solo adventure into sales.

Example: drivethruRPG & the vault affiliates allowed me, like anybody else on the planet, to participate and earn money by complying to law & license. And they are pretty fair on it.

Now that does not necessarily mean you an just paste your FF work, but rewriting it, as solo-adventure (rarely called CYOA aka choose your own adventure) outside of the stand-alone books, but you could rewrite it using the rulebook an system from one of the roleplaying companies granting permissions.

Visit my link, under the small picture use the quick preview, and then tell me you couldn't do that bit of layout and format, too? You can, and many of you can do even better. So contemplate, if it could help funding you, or your appreciated free FF works staying alive.

https://goo.gl/Cdi2Pc

Damn, I wrote before my first coffee, it is lengthy... Sorry.

bcyy
Sat Nov 25 14:11:38 2017
@Tammy:
Thanks! I will - someday!

@Robert:
I don't have my copy of Rebel Planet on me right now, so I'm afraid I can't check. Sorry!
I might be reunited with it early next year though...

Tammy
Tue Nov 28 06:26:06 2017
Next year is a long time away though. I might be dead by then. Somebody post a solution now.

offm
Tue Nov 28 18:21:12 2017
Just a brief update on my work on the From The Shadows adventure, it is turn based only and far from perfectly readable (as i would like) but will try to have time to implement the section events in a few days
SPOILER  
END SPOILER

Tammy
Fri Dec 1 02:38:50 2017
Offm, if you need someone to proofread I can do it. Just send me the pdf

Gavin
Sat Dec 2 12:25:28 2017
Clearly I remember Ms Tam's recent poem about writing a gamebook. I feel the same, this superhero mission in New Day Rising sucks balls.

Gavin
Sat Dec 9 23:40:59 2017
So there is an article in Ryan's Gig Guide about the numerous times Diamond Head have been invited on stage with Metallica. There was a comment about how if there wasn't a Diamond Head there wouldn't be a Metallica. And how if there wasn't a Metallica there wouldn't be a Diamond Head second career phase.

Tammy
Sun Dec 10 21:05:59 2017
Nuw nee nuw nee nuu dee nuu....

Gavin
Mon Dec 11 10:38:10 2017
Huh?

Tammy
Mon Dec 11 23:19:31 2017
Shoobaa shoobaa rat tat tat

Gavin
Tue Dec 12 05:15:54 2017
Huh?

Gavin
Tue Dec 12 15:18:02 2017
That better not be Ed Sheeran again



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