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The Ravages Of Fate
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A Knight's Trial
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Devil's Flight
Above The Waves
The Curse Of Drumer
The Word Fell Silent
A Strange Week For King Melchion The Despicable
Sharkbait's Revenge
Tomb Of The Ancients
A Midwinter Carol
The Dead World
Waiting For The Light
Contractual Obligation
Garden Of Bones
The Hypertrout
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In The Footsteps Of A Hero
Soul Tracker
Planet Of The Spiders
Beggars Of Blacksand
The Diamond Key
Wrong Way Go Back
Hunger Of The Wolf
Isle Of The Cyclops
The Cold Heart Of Chaos
The Black Lobster
Impudent Peasant!
Curse Of The Yeti
Bad Moon Rising
Riders Of The Storm
Bodies In The Docks
House Of Horror
Rebels Of The Dark Chasms
Midnight Deep
Lair Of The Troglodytes
Outsider!
The Trial Of Allibor's Tomb
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Robert Kingett
Thu Nov 9 21:21:07 2017
Waiting For The Light
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
I can't seem to get the right ending. Here is what I have done so far...

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what am I missing?

Tammy
Wed Nov 8 17:49:36 2017
General Chat
Piece of shit gamebook
I’m writing a piece of shit gamebook
That fuckin pile of shit
never gets me off the hook
My gamebook’s a big piece of shit
Just open the shitty PDF and take a look
Don’t got a real job doing this
I do it for free because I’m a desperate douche canoe
What a piece of shit
References and paragraphs always getting jumbled
‘Cause my math is fucking bumbled
And I forget about balancing luck and skill scores
That players say “What the fuck is this for?”
What a piece of shit

Piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
I’m writing a piece of shit gamebook

It sucks royal dick!
What a fucking pile of shit

It’s not fucking City of Thieves!
The worse thing you’ll ever read

Oh, fuck you book

My bosses are all crap, you can beat em with three rolls
I stole from Ian again yeah all my ideas are not my own
Steve can bite my ass too
Maybe one day I’ll be successful when I’m senile and old
My plots are weak and droll
Gamers give me bad reviews saying I’m an asshole
And you fuckin piece of shit

Piece of shit gamebook
I write piece of shit gamebooks
Yep, I got a hundred of piece of shit gamebooks

No publisher will ever adopt me
One look at my work and they think what a fuckin pile of shit
Yeah I have to agree too
Jesus, try to think of something new

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you

This hobby fuckin stinks
It makes me wanna drink
Stamina, 2d6, mapping, is all that I do in sync

Oh, fuck me……

I’ll never get out of the amateur writer’s guild
I’m too poor to self-publish, too much fuckin text because I can’t find a good illustrator
I get lost in my own world, can’t remember where I hid the fuckin elixir,I always get myself killed
Don’t have real fans only hardcore gamebook fanatics who judge me and then there’s the haters

(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

I’ve had big dreams of becoming a legend
But instead my hopes were squashed and I became dead

What a pain in my ass

All I do now is write for shock value
Hoping to piss somebody off
In the end I’ll end up getting sued
It’s fucking true

Piece of shit gamebook
You piece of shit gamebook
I got a piece of shit gamebook
You piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
Always getting me in troubles!

You piece of shit gamebook
Forgot to link up refs properly

Piece of shit gamebook
Too many typos and missing numbers

Piece of shit gamebook
The background bores the hell out of readers

Piece of shit gamebook
Half the book is not even completed

I got a piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
I got a piece of shit gamebook
Piece of shit gamebook
Fuck you Turn to 400!

I gotta piece of shit gamebook
Oh, everyone thinks I’m a loser
Because of my piece of shit gamebook

Jixie Dye
Tue Nov 7 02:06:43 2017
Waiting For The Light
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
It was all very confusing. Never found out what was going on with the strange beast, have no idea what all that was about at the end. Very confusing indeed.

RogueOne
Tue Nov 7 00:01:04 2017
Any Port In A Storm
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

YU
Mon Nov 6 12:24:24 2017
A Strange Week For King Melchion The Despicable
SHORT STORY

k
Mon Nov 6 12:20:16 2017
Bad Moon Rising
Star - optimum ending reached
I just survived by clicking random options... but I couldn't go east when I selected it.

Alice
Mon Nov 6 12:05:28 2017
The Word Fell Silent
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
Good storyline with multiple options and attributes which you can use.

Alice
Mon Nov 6 11:57:30 2017
Bad Moon Rising
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
Goes on for quite along time, I have to keep returning back to the same page after going down all the passages. It is quite hard to get killed and hard to gain attributes. Many stages are repeated so you are repeating challenges and losing attributes as you do it although you should only be able to complete a challenge once.

Xena
Mon Nov 6 11:47:23 2017
The Curse Of Drumer
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
Fun

Alice
Mon Nov 6 11:43:39 2017
Above The Waves
Skull - non-optimum ending reached
It was well written and had lots of options which lead to different stories.

Robert Douglas
Sat Nov 4 01:50:35 2017
General Chat
It's November in UK and I'm still going barefoot. Very cold! I'm hoping to acclimatize my feet to the weather. There was an American who lived in the 1930's (if I remember rightly) and he went barefoot all year round. Not sure if I can match up to his stoicism.

RogueOne
Fri Nov 3 13:37:06 2017
Garden Of Bones
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

RogueOne
Thu Nov 2 22:17:10 2017
In The Footsteps Of A Hero
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

Robert Douglas
Wed Nov 1 04:12:59 2017
The Curse Of Drumer
A late reply to Babap's post during July: it wasn't actually the protagonist's home, the player's character was newly arrived to the area on 'business' with Scott and Jimmy (who were associates both local to the area). Terry turned out to be the brother of
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It's possible he lived either locally or from some distance away yet endeavoured to find his missing sister, but by now resolved to avenge her. Whatever the case, he joined forces with Richard Ettingley, an aristocrat from a wealthy estate that has a long history of rivalry with the Drumers. With the player's quest concluded (entry 400), and haunted by the loss of his friend Scott, and all the horrors, he decides to leave the area for good.

Robert Douglas
Wed Nov 1 03:50:38 2017
The Curse Of Drumer
RogueOne,
Well done! However,
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RogueOne
Wed Oct 25 22:35:00 2017
Beggars Of Blacksand
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

RogueOne
Wed Oct 25 19:31:35 2017
The Cold Heart Of Chaos
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

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RogueOne
Tue Oct 24 22:29:31 2017
Sharkbait's Revenge
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

RogueOne
Tue Oct 24 01:12:44 2017
The Curse Of Drumer
Star - optimum ending reached
Done!

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RogueOne
Mon Oct 23 23:43:21 2017
Lair Of The Troglodytes
My one disappointment was that:

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