Goes on for quite along time, I have to keep returning back to the same page after going down all the passages. It is quite hard to get killed and hard to gain attributes. Many stages are repeated so you are repeating challenges and losing attributes as you do it although you should only be able to complete a challenge once.
It was all very confusing. Never found out what was going on with the strange beast, have no idea what all that was about at the end. Very confusing indeed.
Piece of shit gamebook I’m writing a piece of shit gamebook That fuckin pile of shit never gets me off the hook My gamebook’s a big piece of shit Just open the shitty PDF and take a look Don’t got a real job doing this I do it for free because I’m a desperate douche canoe What a piece of shit References and paragraphs always getting jumbled ‘Cause my math is fucking bumbled And I forget about balancing luck and skill scores That players say “What the fuck is this for?” What a piece of shit
Piece of shit gamebook Piece of shit gamebook I’m writing a piece of shit gamebook
It sucks royal dick! What a fucking pile of shit
It’s not fucking City of Thieves! The worse thing you’ll ever read
Oh, fuck you book
My bosses are all crap, you can beat em with three rolls I stole from Ian again yeah all my ideas are not my own Steve can bite my ass too Maybe one day I’ll be successful when I’m senile and old My plots are weak and droll Gamers give me bad reviews saying I’m an asshole And you fuckin piece of shit
Piece of shit gamebook I write piece of shit gamebooks Yep, I got a hundred of piece of shit gamebooks
No publisher will ever adopt me One look at my work and they think what a fuckin pile of shit Yeah I have to agree too Jesus, try to think of something new
Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you
This hobby fuckin stinks It makes me wanna drink Stamina, 2d6, mapping, is all that I do in sync
Oh, fuck me……
I’ll never get out of the amateur writer’s guild I’m too poor to self-publish, too much fuckin text because I can’t find a good illustrator I get lost in my own world, can’t remember where I hid the fuckin elixir,I always get myself killed Don’t have real fans only hardcore gamebook fanatics who judge me and then there’s the haters
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
I’ve had big dreams of becoming a legend But instead my hopes were squashed and I became dead
What a pain in my ass
All I do now is write for shock value Hoping to piss somebody off In the end I’ll end up getting sued It’s fucking true
Piece of shit gamebook You piece of shit gamebook I got a piece of shit gamebook You piece of shit gamebook Piece of shit gamebook Always getting me in troubles!
You piece of shit gamebook Forgot to link up refs properly
Piece of shit gamebook Too many typos and missing numbers
Piece of shit gamebook The background bores the hell out of readers
Piece of shit gamebook Half the book is not even completed
I got a piece of shit gamebook Piece of shit gamebook I got a piece of shit gamebook Piece of shit gamebook Fuck you Turn to 400!
I gotta piece of shit gamebook Oh, everyone thinks I’m a loser Because of my piece of shit gamebook
I can't seem to get the right ending. Here is what I have done so far...
SPOILER
In the red light, I take the fallen gun and try shooting the beast. In the green light, I take the gun from one of the fallen twins and kill the beast. In the yellow light, I take the car after having won the game. In the pink light, I tell the couple that having kids is a great idea and the woman pays me. what am I missing?
Try not to suffer from tunnel vision. everybody on this forum have similar issues (I think). Personally, I have an academic paper that's stuck in limbo after being rejected by multiple journals, and I really need to get it published...